Software Programmer’s Love !!! eNJOY

Mere… Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain…

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga…

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai…….
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai…….

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

Kaash aisa ho

Aisi apni Wife ho………………

lambi jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Hum Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe “Guru, tum right ho”,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho…

Engineer kaun hai???

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO AKSAR PHASTA HAI
INTERVIEWS KE SAWAAL MAE
BADI COMPANIYON KI CHAAL MAE
BOSS AUR CLIENT KE BAWAAL MAE

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PAK GAYA HAI
MEETINGS KI JHELAI MAE
SUBMISSIONS KI GEHRAI MAE
TEAMWORK KI CHATAI MAE

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO LAGA RAHTA HAI
SCHEDULE KO FAILANE MAE
TARGETS KO KHISKAANE MAE
ROZ NAYE-NAYE BAHANE MAE

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO
LUNCH TIME MAE BREAKFAST KARTA HAI
DINNER TIME MAE LUNCH KARTA HAI
COMMUTATION KE WAQT SOYA KARTA HAI

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PAGAL HAI
CHAI AUR SAMOSE KE PYAR MAE
CIGERATTE KE KHUMAR MAE
BIRDWATCHING KE VICHAR MAE

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO KHOYA HAI
REMINDERS KE JAWAAB MAE
NA MILNE WALE HISAAB MAE
BEHTAR BHAVISHYA KE KHWAAB MAE

ENGINEER WOH HAI JISE INTEZAAR HAI
WEEKEND NIGHT MANANE KA
BOSS KE CHHUTTI JAANE KA
INCREMENT KI KHABAR AANE KA

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO SOCHTA HAI
KAASH PADHAI PE DHYAAN DIYA HOTA
KAASH TEACHER SE PANGA NA LIYA HOTA
KAASH ISHQ NA KIYA HOTA

Employee Resignation

Poetic Resignation
The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don’t know if I should stay.
To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don’t know if I should stay.
The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.
The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don’t know if I should stay!
The managers don’t know what they talk
The team doesn’t know where they walk
That’s a bad situation, what say?
I don’t know if I should stay.
I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can’t keep switching day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.
The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It’s all done, I won’t stay.
Thanks & Regards
Employee
Manager Response
Reply: What I want to say?

(Manager)

The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say
If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say
Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more….
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
>From my experience I can tell you
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work
It’s always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say
Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don’t refer others as they will follow you’re a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any….
You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don’t feel shy
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi….
That is all what I want to say.
Thanks & Regards
Manager

Free Download Microsoft Office 2010 Full With Activation Key

Microsoft Office 2010 download links have been released to the public today. This public beta version of MS Office 2010 (v. 14.0.4536.1000) is now available for free download on Microsoft’s Official website.

Checkout archive for more MS office 2010 download links

Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2010 beta version also includes MS Publisher and Infopath 2010 along with Word, Excel, Outlook and Power point applications. Checkout what’s included with this download.

New Features Of Microsoft Office 2010

• Outlook Social connector which includes the option to add friends to your social network direct from Outlook.
• Built in screen capture for MS Powerpoint.
• Upload or Save directly to Windows Live Sky Drive or SharePoint 2010.
• Improved user navigation and Icons.
• One click PDF saver.
• Embed online videos into presentation.

Installation Requirements for MS office 2010

500 MHz 32-bit or 64-bit processor or higher
256 MB of system memory or more
3 GB of available disk space
1024x768 or higher resolution monitor
DVD-R/W Drive

Installer is around 700MB. Requires Online Activation after installation.

Supported OS : Windows XP SP3, Vista SP1, Windows 7

How To Activate Microsoft Office 2010 for Free

Go to the download page.

Click the ‘Get it Now’ button.

Sign in with your live id and fill out the small form to download the beta of Microsoft Office 2010 for free.

You will get the Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2010 Beta Product Key called MAK key to activate your evaluation copy of Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2010 Beta.

At the bottom, you will find the link to download MS office 2010 for free, both 32 bit and 64 bit versions.

For Activating the Office 2010, first you have to install the product and do the following steps.

Step 1: Open Microsoft Word 2010 Beta and click on the "File" tab. Next click "Help".

Step 2: Click “Change Product Key”.

Step 3: Enter the Multiple Activation Key (MAK).

Step 4: Entering the MAK key in Microsoft Word 2010 Beta automatically activates all the Office Professional Plus 2010 Beta applications. Click on the "File" tab to return to the Document view.

UPDATE: MS Office 2010 RC build 14.0.4734.1000 has been leaked on the internet and is rumored to be the latest RTM version of Microsoft Office 2010. The free keys which you got now doesn’t work with this version as it was a part of the Microsoft’s beta program.

But some users have managed to hack the activation procedure of Microsoft Office professional 2010 RC version which appears to be very simple as it only needs some files which we already have when installing the beta MS Office 2010 version. The two files which needs to be replaced seems to be tokens.dat and pkeyconfig-office.xrm-ms. The procedure for MS office 2010 crack is already available throughout major forums, where an user named SoLoR has made a script called ActivateOffice2010beta.7z which does the whole cracking procedure for you.

Since this version of MS office 2010 RC 14.0.4734.1000 is already cracked though some easy hacks, I don’t think Microsoft will release this as a final version now. So wait for an other RC build from Microsoft with this loop hole patched.

UPDATE: 18th September 2010

Here are the Official download links for MS Office 2010 [direct links]

This download contains Office Home and Student 2010, Office Home and Business 2010 and Office Professional 2010

Microsoft Office 2010 Single Image [One Setup file]

English 32-bit (x86): X16-32007.exe

English 64-bit (x64):X16-31970.exe

Microsoft Office Standard 2010

English 32-bit (x86): X16-32324.exe

English 64-bit (x64): X16-32361.exe

Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2010 (Retail Edition)

English 32-bit (x86): X16-32250.exe

English 64-bit (x64): X16-32213.exe

Summary: Free Download Microsoft Office 2010 With Activation Product key

Automate Installation of XP

You can create a CD that can install Windows XP automatically, putting in all the details and answering all the dialog boxes.

The secret behind this is the answer file, which tells Windows what to do while it's installing. The answer file can be created using Windows setup manager.

Using this tool, you can make the answer file so powerful that you can even tell Windows to include or exclude individual components, set the display resolution, and more.

Here's the Steps involved in creating XP Automated Installation Disc:

Step 1: To begin with, insert your Windows XP installation CD into the drive and copy the entire contents of the CD to a new folder on your hard disk.

Step 2: Navigate to the Support > Tools folder on the CD and double-click the Deploy.cab file. Copy all the files to a new folder on your hard disk.

Step 3: The crucial part begins now, creating the answer file. To execute the windows setup manager, double click the Setupmgr.exe file from the contents of the Deploy.cab, which you just copied onto the hard drive.

Step 4: The first few steps of the wizard are self explanatory. Select the following options from the successive dialog boxes. Create a new answer file; Windows unattended installation (Select the appropriate Windows version); "Fully automated"; "No this answer file will be used to install from CD"; and finally, accept the license agreement.

Step 5: Under the General Settings, you can customize the installation of Windows by providing the default name and organization, display settings, time zone and the product key. Fill in the fields using the drop-down list or by keying in the details. If you don't select an option from the drop-down list, the default values will be used.

Step 6: After you are done click Finish and save the answer file as "winnt.sif" when you are prompted. Advanced users can further tweak the answer file by referring to the Help file called Ref.chm in the same folder.

Step 7: Finally copy the answer file to i386 folder in the Windows XP installation folder you created in the beginning.

Step 8: To burn a bootable installation disc, you need the boot sector of the Windows XP CD. Download it from here bootfiles.zip

Step 9: Launch Nero and select CD-ROM (Boot) from the New Compilation dialog box. Under the Boot tab, specify the boot sector file you downloaded and extracted. Set the emulation as "No emulation", and keep the boot message blank. Most importantly, remember to set the "Number of loaded sectors" as 4.

Step 10: Under the Burn tab, set the write method to disc at-once. Click the New button to to begin adding files and folders to the compilation. Drag all the contents of the Windows XP installation disc that you copied to your hard drive (with the answer file in the i386 folder) into the left pane. Insert a blank CD into the optical drive and hit burn button.

Your windows automated installation Disc is ready!

DOS Commands

all commands of win xp command line

DOS is sometimes helpful in detecting and correcting the errors in Windows such as p/w corruption, some files like "system restore files having viruses are not editable by explorer" Dos helps a lot in those cases

1. ADDUSERS Add or list users to/from a CSV file
2. ARP Address Resolution Protocol
3. ASSOC Change file extension associations
4. ASSOCIAT One step file association
5. AT Schedule a command to run at a later time
6. ATTRIB Change file attributes
7. BOOTCFG Edit Windows boot settings
8. BROWSTAT Get domain, browser and PDC info
9. CACLS Change file permissions
10. CALL Call one batch program from another
11. CD Change Directory - move to a specific Folder
12. CHANGE Change Terminal Server Session properties
13. CHKDSK Check Disk - check and repair disk problems
14. CHKNTFS Check the NTFS file system
15. CHOICE Accept keyboard input to a batch file
16. CIPHER Encrypt or Decrypt files/folders
17. CleanMgr Automated cleanup of Temp files, recycle bin
18. CLEARMEM Clear memory leaks
19. CLIP Copy STDIN to the Windows clipboard.
20. CLS Clear the screen
21. CLUSTER Windows Clustering
22. CMD Start a new CMD shell
23. COLOR Change colors of the CMD window
24. COMP Compare the contents of two files or sets of files
25. COMPACT Compress files or folders on an NTFS partition
26. COMPRESS Compress individual files on an NTFS partition
27. CON2PRT Connect or disconnect a Printer
28. CONVERT Convert a FAT drive to NTFS.
29. COPY Copy one or more files to another location
30. CSCcmd Client-side caching (Offline Files)
31. CSVDE Import or Export Active Directory data
32. DATE Display or set the date
33. Dcomcnfg DCOM Configuration Utility
34. DEFRAG Defragment hard drive
35. DEL Delete one or more files
36. DELPROF Delete NT user profiles
37. DELTREE Delete a folder and all subfolders
38. DevCon Device Manager Command Line Utility
39. DIR Display a list of files and folders
40. DIRUSE Display disk usage
41. DISKCOMP Compare the contents of two floppy disks
42. DISKCOPY Copy the contents of one floppy disk to another
43. DNSSTAT DNS Statistics
44. DOSKEY Edit command line, recall commands, and create macros
45. DSADD Add user (computer, group..) to active directory
46. DSQUERY List items in active directory
47. DSMOD Modify user (computer, group..) in active directory
48. ECHO Display message on screen
49. ENDLOCAL End localisation of environment changes in a batch file
50. ERASE Delete one or more files
51. EXIT Quit the current script/routine and set an errorlevel.
52. EXPAND Uncompress files
53. EXTRACT Uncompress CAB files
54. FC Compare two files
55. FDISK Disk Format and partition
56. FIND Search for a text string in a file
57. FINDSTR Search for strings in files
58. FOR /F Loop command: against a set of files
59. FOR /F Loop command: against the results of another command
60. FOR Loop command: all options Files, Directory, List
61. FORFILES Batch process multiple files
62. FORMAT Format a disk
63. FREEDISK Check free disk space (in bytes)
64. FSUTIL File and Volume utilities
65. FTP File Transfer Protocol
66. FTYPE Display or modify file types used in file extension associations
67. GLOBAL Display membership of global groups
68. GOTO Direct a batch program to jump to a labelled line
69. HELP Online Help
70. HFNETCHK Network Security Hotfix Checker
71. IF Conditionally perform a command
72. IFMEMBER Is the current user in an NT Workgroup
73. IPCONFIG Configure IP
74. KILL Remove a program from memory
75. LABEL Edit a disk label
76. LOCAL Display membership of local groups
77. LOGEVENT Write text to the NT event viewer.
78. LOGOFF Log a user off
79. LOGTIME Log the date and time in a file
80. MAPISEND Send email from the command line
81. MEM Display memory usage
82. MD Create new folders
83. MKLINK Create a symbolic link (linkd)
84. MODE Configure a system device
85. MORE Display output, one screen at a time
86. MOUNTVOL Manage a volume mount point
87. MOVE Move files from one folder to another
88. MOVEUSER Move a user from one domain to another
89. MSG Send a message
90. MSIEXEC Microsoft Windows Installer
91. MSINFO Windows NT diagnostics
92. MSTSC Terminal Server Connection (Remote Desktop Protocol)
93. MUNGE Find and Replace text within file(s)
94. MV Copy in-use files
95. NET Manage network resources
96. NETDOM Domain Manager
97. NETSH Configure network protocols
98. NETSVC Command-line Service Controller
99. NBTSTAT Display networking statistics (NetBIOS over TCP/IP)
100. NETSTAT Display networking statistics (TCP/IP)
101. NOW Display the current Date and Time
102. NSLOOKUP Name server lookup
103. NTBACKUP Backup folders to tape
104. NTRIGHTS Edit user account rights
105. PATH Display or set a search path for executable files
106. PATHPING Trace route plus network latency and packet loss
107. PAUSE Suspend processing of a batch file and display a message
108. PERMS Show permissions for a user
109. PERFMON Performance Monitor
110. PING Test a network connection
111. POPD Restore the previous value of the current directory saved by PUSHD
112. PORTQRY Display the status of ports and services
113. PRINT Print a text file
114. PRNCNFG Display, configure or rename a printer
115. PRNMNGR Add, delete, list printers set the default printer
116. PROMPT Change the command prompt
117. PsExec Execute process remotely
118. PsFile Show files opened remotely
119. PsGetSid Display the SID of a computer or a user
120. PsInfo List information about a system
121. PsKill Kill processes by name or process ID
122. PsList List detailed information about processes
123. PsLoggedOn Who's logged on (locally or via resource sharing)
124. PsLogList Event log records
125. PsPasswd Change account password
126. PsService View and control services
127. PsShutdown Shutdown or reboot a computer
128. PsSuspend Suspend processes
129. PUSHD Save and then change the current directory
130. QGREP Search file(s) for lines that match a given pattern.
131. RASDIAL Manage RAS connections
132. RASPHONE Manage RAS connections
133. RECOVER Recover a damaged file from a defective disk.
134. REG Registry: Read, Set, Export, Delete keys and values
135. REGEDIT Import or export registry settings
136. REGSVR32 Register or unregister a DLL
137. REGINI Change Registry Permissions
138. REM Record comments (remarks) in a batch file
139. REN Rename a file or files.
140. REPLACE Replace or update one file with another
141. RD Delete folder(s)
142. RDISK Create a Recovery Disk
143. RMTSHARE Share a folder or a printer
144. ROBOCOPY Robust File and Folder Copy
145. ROUTE Manipulate network routing tables
146. RUNAS Execute a program under a different user account
147. RUNDLL32 Run a DLL command (add/remove print connections)
148. SC Service Control
149. SCHTASKS Create or Edit Scheduled Tasks
150. SCLIST Display NT Services
151. ScriptIt Control GUI applications
152. SET Display, set, or remove environment variables
153. SETLOCAL Control the visibility of environment variables
154. SETX Set environment variables permanently
155. SHARE List or edit a file share or print share
156. SHIFT Shift the position of replaceable parameters in a batch file
157. SHORTCUT Create a windows shortcut (.LNK file)
158. SHOWGRPS List the NT Workgroups a user has joined
159. SHOWMBRS List the Users who are members of a Workgroup
160. SHUTDOWN Shutdown the computer
161. SLEEP Wait for x seconds
162. SOON Schedule a command to run in the near future
163. SORT Sort input
164. START Start a program or command in a separate window.
165. SU Switch User
166. SUBINACL Edit file and folder Permissions, Ownership and Domain
167. SUBST Associate a path with a drive letter
168. SYSTEMINFO List system configuration
169. TASKLIST List running applications and services
170. TIME Display or set the system time
171. TIMEOUT Delay processing of a batch file
172. TITLE Set the window title for a CMD.EXE session
173. TOUCH Change file timestamps
174. TRACERT Trace route to a remote host
175. TREE Graphical display of folder structure
176. TYPE Display the contents of a text file
177. USRSTAT List domain usernames and last login
178. VER Display version information
179. VERIFY Verify that files have been saved
180. VOL Display a disk label
181. WHERE Locate and display files in a directory tree
182. WHOAMI Output the current UserName and domain
183. WINDIFF Compare the contents of two files or sets of files
184. WINMSD Windows system diagnostics
185. WINMSDP Windows system diagnostics II
186. WMIC WMI Commands
187. XCACLS Change file permissions
188. XCOPY Copy files and folders

Odd Advertisements slogans

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:

Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached.





Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!






On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.





When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading


My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.





You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off





Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'





Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....





Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.





The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions..





Getting Caught
Is The Mother Of Invention.





Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone





The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.





Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..



Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

A letter written by a father to his children!

The following letter is worth reading; please do so when you have a few minutes!

A wonderful letter written by a father to his children!




I am writing this to you because of 3 reasons:

1. Life, fortune and mishaps are unpredictable; nobody knows how long they live! Some words are better said early!

2. I am your father, and if I don't tell you these, no one else will!

3. What is written is from my own personal bitter experiences that perhaps could save you a lot of unnecessary heartaches.

Remember the following as you go through life:

1. Do not bear grudge towards those who are not good to you. No one has the responsibility of treating you well, except your mother and I. To those who are good to you, you have to treasure it and be thankful, and ALSO you have to be cautious, because, everyone has a motive for every move. When a person is good to you, it does not mean he / she really likes you. You have to be careful, don't hastily regard him / her as a real friend.

2. No one is indispensable, nothing in the world that you must possess. Once you understand this idea, it would be easier for you to go through life when people around you don't want you anymore, or when you lose what / who you love most.

3. Life is short. When you waste your life today, tomorrow you would find that life is leaving you. The earlier you treasure your life, the better you enjoy life.

4. Love is but a transient feeling, and this feeling would fade with time and with one's mood. If your so called loved one leaves you, be patient, time will wash away your aches and sadness. Don't over exaggerate the beauty and sweetness of love, and don't over exaggerate the sadness of falling out of love.

5. A lot of successful people did not receive good education, that does not mean that you can be successful by not studying hard!

Whatever knowledge you gain is your weapon in life. One can go from rags to riches, but one has to start from some rags!

6. I do not expect you to financially support me when I am old, either would I financially support your whole life. My responsibility as a supporter ends when you are grown up. After that, you decide whether you want to travel in a public transport or in your limousine, whether rich or poor.

7. You honor your words, but don't expect others to be so. You can be good to people, but don't expect people to be good to you.

If you don't understand this, you would end up with unnecessary troubles!

8. I have bought lotteries for umpteen years, but I never strike any prize. That shows if you want to be rich, you have to work hard!

There is no free lunch!

9. No matter how much time I have with you, let's treasure the time we have together. We do not know if we would meet again in our next life!


Your Dad