Friday, October 26, 2012

Awesome Conversation Do read..its very interesting

Don't miss even a single word... Too good

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
 
 
Prof:   So you believe in God?

 
Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof : Is God good?

Student:
Sure..

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student
: Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student:
Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student
: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student:
From...God.....

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student:
Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student:
Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)


Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student:
Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)


Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student:
No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student:
No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student:
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student:
Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?


Student:
Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student:
Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof:   Yes.
Student:
And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof:   Yes.

Student:
No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)


Student
: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold
. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat . We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it . (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student:
What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof:   Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student :
You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if
you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?


Student:
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof:   If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student:
Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)


Student:
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

Student:
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)


Student
: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)


Prof:   I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student:
That is it sir.... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

this is a true story, and the
student was none other than.........

APJ Abdul Kalam 

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

You must fall in love three times...

Before you can grow up, you must fall in love three
times...


Once, you must fall in love with your best friend,
ruining your friendship forever. This will teach you
who your true friends are, and the fine line
between friendship and more.



Once you must fall in love with someone you
believe is perfect. You will learn that no one is
perfect, and that you should never be treated as
anything less than 
you deserve.








And once, you must fall in love with someone that
is exactly like you. This will teach you about who
you are, and who you want to be.








And when you're through with all that, you learn
that the people whom you love the most are the
only ones who can hurt you and the people whom
you hurt the most are the ones who care about
you.





But most of all, you learn that love is only a concept
and is not something that can be defined, it is
different to each and every person on this earth,
knowing that everyone wants to be loved.....!! ♥

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL--- Must Read

This is an actual letter (taken from the Times of India ) in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement.

Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am seeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.

 I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna . I having no! sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road .  I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly.

Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. Balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.

I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.

 I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.

 Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardly loving you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press you and press you until you come. I am at your feet and slowing looking up, with hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply why because I am stiff with excitement and anticipation.

Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future.

Namaste.

Yours,
Hiralal