9 best ways to propose........AND the best replies ...in case!!!! ;-) :D

9 best ways to propose........AND the best replies ...in case!!!! :-) ;-)

1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Reply : I don't mind where you die.. As long as you do! 

2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten? 

3. Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.

Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you! 

4. Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway? 

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

Reply : Yeah.. Why don't you walk by and just keep walking! 

6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine? 

7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Reply : (too corny.. Maybe a disgusted look would enough) 

8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. Your stupidity will assure you of a place! 

9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Reply : So, that's your problem.. Simple algebra!