World's most embarrassing moments .
There was a Worldwide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"
the finale had the following three incidents....
Third Place
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home,
but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my
girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after
making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to
my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we
didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed
(means, we were totally nude). When we got to the bottom of the
stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled
"SURPRISE!".
My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my
friends were standing there ! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the
spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an
eternity.
Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again
Second Place
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release
some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to
grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from
other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself
right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the
eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go
right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee
last night!".
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the
tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my
dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last
thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of
laughter.
And the Winner is.....
This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year.
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose
levels found in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and
asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose
in male semen, as in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the
professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising her hand
again, the sweet young thing asked, "Then why doesn't it taste
sweet?".
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor
girl turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had
inadvertently said(or rather implied), she picked up her books without
a word and walked out of the class, and never returned.
However , as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was
a classic. Totally straight- faced, he answered her question, "It
doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the
tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!
There was a Worldwide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"
the finale had the following three incidents....
Third Place
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home,
but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my
girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after
making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to
my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we
didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed
(means, we were totally nude). When we got to the bottom of the
stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled
"SURPRISE!".
My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my
friends were standing there ! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the
spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an
eternity.
Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again
Second Place
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release
some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to
grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from
other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself
right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the
eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go
right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee
last night!".
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the
tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my
dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last
thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of
laughter.
And the Winner is.....
This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year.
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose
levels found in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and
asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose
in male semen, as in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the
professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising her hand
again, the sweet young thing asked, "Then why doesn't it taste
sweet?".
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor
girl turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had
inadvertently said(or rather implied), she picked up her books without
a word and walked out of the class, and never returned.
However , as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was
a classic. Totally straight- faced, he answered her question, "It
doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the
tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!
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